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McDonalds, Saree shopping, Tea stall all Indian style.

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What a player!!!!

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Where Apple fanboys take a dump

Fast, sleek and does not let the viruses stay on.

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WeddingQuery…….. …….. (SQL Style)
HUSBANDS QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null
AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout
SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal

UPDATEMyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES(‘BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit; ;)

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The hottest Playstation 3 ad

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Now I will surely live in my world and play in my world too.

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Indian Ninja at work

An amazing Video of a person in south India, quickly creating parathas [Indian bread] and throwing them off to the other person for cooking! Look at the calculation and coordination!! Amazing!!!

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Red hot chic playing Xbox-360 [Video]


Thats Tahiticora and from the looks of it she seems to be from Brazil. Way to go girl, we would like to see more of you playing the Wii.

Pamela Anderson Busts Out

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On Wednesday (February 17th), Pamela Anderson showed off her assets while walking at he Richie Rich AMUSE Fashion Show in New York City.

More pictures inside of Pamela Anderson busting out at the event….

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Job application for a secretary

OUR NEW SECRETARY’S RESUMEDeer Sir,I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.I’m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.Sinseerly,Peggy May StarlingsPS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me taken at my last job[Check out her image after the jump] Read the rest of this entry »

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Farting in Times Square

Here is how you greet unsuspecting tourists in the big apple.[Doobybrain]

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