McDonalds, Saree shopping, Tea stall all Indian style.
What a player!!!!
WeddingQuery…….. …….. (SQL Style)
HUSBANDS QUERY
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null
AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout
SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATEMyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES(‘BMW’)
END
GO
Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;
An amazing Video of a person in south India, quickly creating parathas [Indian bread] and throwing them off to the other person for cooking! Look at the calculation and coordination!! Amazing!!!
Thats Tahiticora and from the looks of it she seems to be from Brazil. Way to go girl, we would like to see more of you playing the Wii.
On Wednesday (February 17th), Pamela Anderson showed off her assets while walking at he Richie Rich AMUSE Fashion Show in New York City.
More pictures inside of Pamela Anderson busting out at the event….
OUR NEW SECRETARY’S RESUMEDeer Sir,I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.I’m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.Sinseerly,Peggy May StarlingsPS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me taken at my last job[Check out her image after the jump] Read the rest of this entry »
Here is how you greet unsuspecting tourists in the big apple.[Doobybrain]