“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.”
The priest sighs. “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?”
“Yes, Father, ’tis I.”
“And who might be the woman you were with?”
“I shan’t be tellin’ you, Father. It would ruin her reputation.”
“Well, […]
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party… As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple […]
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have […]
A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees
a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
$100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. “Would you let […]