WeddingQuery…….. …….. (SQL Style) HUSBANDS QUERY CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage ( BrideGroom Male (25) , Bride Female(20) ) AS BEGIN SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’ AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw [...]
Now I will surely live in my world and play in my world too.
An amazing Video of a person in south India, quickly creating parathas [Indian bread] and throwing them off to the other person for cooking! Look at the calculation and coordination!! Amazing!!!
Thats Tahiticora and from the looks of it she seems to be from Brazil. Way to go girl, we would like to see more of you playing the Wii.
Here is how you greet unsuspecting tourists in the big apple.[Doobybrain]
Think your have the worst job. Well after you hear this guys plight you will stop complaining.
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his [...]
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.” The priest sighs. “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” “Yes, Father, ’tis I.” “And who might be the woman you were with?” “I shan’t be tellin’ you, Father. It [...]
A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner [...]