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A greedy programmer and her SQL wedding query

admin — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 06:12:53 +0000

WeddingQuery…….. …….. (SQL Style)
HUSBANDS QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null
AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout
SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal

UPDATEMyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES(‘BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

The hottest Playstation 3 ad

admin — Sat, 15 May 2010 07:29:42 +0000

Now I will surely live in my world and play in my world too.

Indian Ninja at work

admin — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:31:06 +0000

An amazing Video of a person in south India, quickly creating parathas [Indian bread] and throwing them off to the other person for cooking! Look at the calculation and coordination!! Amazing!!!

Red hot chic playing Xbox-360 [Video]

admin — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 07:31:45 +0000

Thats Tahiticora and from the looks of it she seems to be from Brazil. Way to go girl, we would like to see more of you playing the Wii.

Pamela Anderson Busts Out

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:54:20 +0000

On Wednesday (February 17th), Pamela Anderson showed off her assets while walking at he Richie Rich AMUSE Fashion Show in New York City.

More pictures inside of Pamela Anderson busting out at the event….

Pamela, the famous Baywatch star and mother of two sons, is reportedly in talks to join the tenth season of Dancing with the Stars!

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Job application for a secretary

admin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:50:44 +0000

OUR NEW SECRETARY’S RESUMEDeer Sir,I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.I’m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.Sinseerly,Peggy May StarlingsPS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me taken at my last job[Check out her image after the jump]Employer’s reply…… Dear Peggy,It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check…..Welcome onboard!!

Farting in Times Square

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 11:38:11 +0000

Here is how you greet unsuspecting tourists in the big apple.[Doobybrain]

The World’s Most Enhanced Woman

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 08:41:08 +0000

The worst job ever

admin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:24:59 +0000

Think your have the worst job. Well after you hear this guys plight you will stop complaining.

Joke of the Day

admin — Sat, 23 May 2009 08:17:50 +0000

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

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