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It happens only in India

admin — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 10:19:09 +0000

McDonalds, Saree shopping, Tea stall all Indian style.

The Quickest and Best Snooker Game Ever

admin — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 07:15:46 +0000

What a player!!!!

Where Apple fanboys take a dump

admin — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:14:51 +0000

Fast, sleek and does not let the viruses stay on.

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A greedy programmer and her SQL wedding query

admin — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 06:12:53 +0000

WeddingQuery…….. …….. (SQL Style)
HUSBANDS QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null
AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout
SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal

UPDATEMyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES(‘BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

The hottest Playstation 3 ad

admin — Sat, 15 May 2010 07:29:42 +0000

Now I will surely live in my world and play in my world too.

Indian Ninja at work

admin — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:31:06 +0000

An amazing Video of a person in south India, quickly creating parathas [Indian bread] and throwing them off to the other person for cooking! Look at the calculation and coordination!! Amazing!!!

Red hot chic playing Xbox-360 [Video]

admin — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 07:31:45 +0000

Thats Tahiticora and from the looks of it she seems to be from Brazil. Way to go girl, we would like to see more of you playing the Wii.

Pamela Anderson Busts Out

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:54:20 +0000

On Wednesday (February 17th), Pamela Anderson showed off her assets while walking at he Richie Rich AMUSE Fashion Show in New York City.

More pictures inside of Pamela Anderson busting out at the event….

Pamela, the famous Baywatch star and mother of two sons, is reportedly in talks to join the tenth season of Dancing with the Stars!

Source

Job application for a secretary

admin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:50:44 +0000

OUR NEW SECRETARY’S RESUMEDeer Sir,I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.I’m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.Sinseerly,Peggy May StarlingsPS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me taken at my last job[Check out her image after the jump]Employer’s reply…… Dear Peggy,It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check…..Welcome onboard!!

Farting in Times Square

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 11:38:11 +0000

Here is how you greet unsuspecting tourists in the big apple.[Doobybrain]