OUR NEW SECRETARY’S RESUMEDeer Sir,I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.I’m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.Sinseerly,Peggy May StarlingsPS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last job[Check out her image after the jump]Employer’s reply…… Dear Peggy,It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check…..Welcome onboard!!