I could not agree more. Sales are picking up in Afghanistan as well. Job well done Dubya.
A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
“There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, “What […]
A big, burly man visited the pastor’s home and asked to see the minister’s wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.
“Madam,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill […]
A heart warming picture. Not sure if it is Iraq or Afghanistan. I like how the bare foot child is standing on his boot to stay off the hot ground.
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?”
So the […]
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to […]
A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the
first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.
She said, Lets start with the boys first. Boys start giving their intro…
First boy: My name is John, and my hobby is to see
bubble […]
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
“Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.”
“One penny?!” exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, “Yes.”
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?”
“Certainly […]
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar…
FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The Bartender replies “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing […]
Two builders go into the pub after a hard day’s work. They sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. “I’ll bet he’s an accountant.” said the first builder.
“Looks more like a stockbroker […]