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Joke of the Day

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at […]

Joke of the Day

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many […]

How Men and Women Think?

Really amazing and a must Read!!
A guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after […]

Joke of the Day

A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed “Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.” The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked “Mommy, why did they bury two men there?”

Joke of the Day

A man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
“Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. “Do not let them
intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and […]

WTF

Whats wrong with people?

The Beach

When was the last time you saw such a sign on a beach??

Check the pictures and be BLOWN!!

A really strange BMW ad

Here is a scandalous advertisement for second hand BMW cars. Its slogan is ‘You know you are not the first’.

This surely proves that ‘Looks can kill’ or certainly burn. Really hilarious!!!!

Joke of the Day

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR […]

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